Re: OFF TOPIC FUN - The TROLL, Rear-ended

"32GO" <wayne@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message 
news:fb0dbd5b-5471-47fe-9e4c-ac9d1ab63b53@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Hey guys -
>
> The recent 'Oh Well...' thread was begun by a poster
> [pur****tedly named Harry Brogan] who stated:

Just because you are too frightened to use your real name does not mean
that 
the rest of us are cowards like you. 32GO is Wayne Leggett of Ventura, 
California. He has a bike shop there where he will try to empty your
pocket 
book with an overpriced re***bent trike.

>>I will not tolerate the constant tra****ng by [the TROLL's
>>most common signature] if that IS his real name... I have
>>tired of this and will find my information on other areas
>>of the web...
>
> Of course many of us, from time to time, review our options
> for dealing with the rancorously ranting, repetitiously
> raving, rarely rational rodent I rudely refer to as
> ARBR's TROLL. Ignore it? Snipe at it? Or - like Harry -
> just leave the group altogether?

I thought he would never leave! Imagine being stuck with the likes of poor

old Harry for all eternity - a fate worse than death!

> I find it a little ironic that, most likely, the real
> primary beneficiary of the TROLL driving away user after
> user from this re***bent newsgroup is the net's dominant
> moderated forum. It's easy for believe that the TROLL is
> stupid enough not to figure that out, but not quite so easy
> to think that's its true intent.

What is this "net's dominant moderated forum"? They may need my 
ministrations one of these days lest they go bonkers from the boredom of
it 
all.

> I've pretty much ignored the nattering nuisance for a few
> months now, and I guess it's time for me to take another
> swipe at it, in the form of a new poem in the 'Here There
> Be Trolls' section of our shop website:
>
>   http://www.32go.us/pow/htbt/rearend.htm

Wow, you go to his website and you will get a virus for sure! You will
also 
learn all about piss, **** and **** as these are the only subjects that he

knows anything about. I mean, what do you think he does all day in his
bike 
shop?

> Again, I apologize in advance for the TROLL's unimaginative
> barrage of regurgitated misstatements long since disproven
> and refuted: fit, pass, is and shuck; blah, blah, blah...
> For the most part, I and hopefully you, will just continue
> to ignore it.

It is impossible to ignore me because I provide something that all these 
freaking cycling newsgroups badly need - LIFE! I suggest you get a life
too 
instead of piddling it away in your dank and miserable bike shop writing 
verse about piss, **** and ****. Have you no idea at all what a fool you 
are?

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota