Re: OFF TOPIC FUN - The SPAMMER, Rear-ended

"Little Meow" <meow@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>
>> a putrescent mass
>> a walking vomit
>> a spineless little worm
>> deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt
>> a jerk
>> a cad
>> a weasel
>> a monument to stupidity
>> a stench
>> a revulsion
>> a big suck on a sour lemon.
>> Ed Dolan the Great
>
> Ed's poasting more boilerplate from the synonym website.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are.  I mean rock-hard "I
didn't
say a bad job I said a PISS-POOR job" stupid.  Dehydrated-rock-hard
stupid.
Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole
different dimension of stupid.  You are trans-stupid stupid.  Meta-stupid.
Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed.
Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape.   Quantum singularity
stupid.  Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.  You emit more stupid
in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year.   Quasar stupid. 
Your
writing has to be a troll.  Nothing in our universe can really be this
stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big
bang
ofstupid.  Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything
else
as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.  I'm sorry.  I can't go
on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota