Re: OFF TOPIC FUN - The TROLL, Rear-ended

"JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message 
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> On Mar 26, 9:03 pm, "Edward Dolan" <edo...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
[...]
>> Only an idiot like you would take such an absurd statement at face
value.
>> There is definitely something wrong with the way your brain works.
>
> TRANSLATION - I , Ed Dolan should not and can not be taken literally
> (at face value) ... not ever.  To do so will result in a gratuitous
> insult regarding how your brain works.

Only a simpleton takes what he reads literally. You must learn to read 
between the lines and look for hidden meanings.

>> Ed Dolan claims that he stands
>>
>> > behind every statement that he makes, but in making contradictory
>> > statements, Ed has only the option to stand behind one.  It is
>> > increasingly obvious that Dolan's powers of reasoning are slipping
>> > away.
>>
>> Ed Dolan the Great is a genius. No one of lesser intellect is capable
of
>> understanding such a mind as His.
>
> TRANSLATION: When entrapped by my own contradiction, I do my slip
> slidin' away Great Teflon Man routine.  Sure I contradict myself.  You
> of lesser intellects can't possibility comprehend that this a
> trademark of my genius.  I said it best when I wrote ... "Even I don't
> know what I am saying half the time."  Confused?  You ought to be .  I
> am too.   I explained it best when I wrote ... " I do not even know
> what I believe anymore!"  Got that now? No?  Me either.

JM is on the verge of enlightenment. He needs to hang in here for a few
more 
years and who knows where he will end up. But even so it is highly
unlikely 
that the can ever become Great like Ed Dolan the Great. You have to the 
manor be born.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota