Re: OFF TOPIC FUN - The SPAMMER, Rear-ended

"JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> On Mar 27, 12:06 am, Little Meow <m...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> JimmyMac <jimmyma...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> > On Mar 25, 7:20 pm, CowPunk <cowpun...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> >> On Mar 25, 3:07 pm, "Edward Dolan" <edo...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>> >> Dear SPAMWARD,
>>
>> >> I'm really starting to feel sorry for you.  It's not a pretty sight
>> >> from out here, to watch you post and then reply to your own post...
>> >> Please see a doctor.  Soon.
>>
>> >> CowPunk
>>
>> > For Ed to seek professional help, it would be necessary for him to
>> > first recognize that he has a problem and is in need of help.  This
>> > recognition will never happen.  The more I read of Dolan's trash, the
>> > more I become convinced that he is genuinely mentally ill ... pitiful
>> > really.  Just like there comes a time when the keys have to be taken
>> > from a driver, I wish someone would confiscate his computer.  Then at
>> > least his problem wouldn't be imposed on others.
>>
>> Ed is here to enjoy the fellow****p of the USENET community.
>> He is ready to offer his pearls of wisdom to any who ask.
>> Some time ago he offered his opinions about "big black negros",
>> rape, fornication, and masturbation. Ever the clown, he often
>> entertains us by stuffing his big floppy feet in his big floppy
>> mouth.
>>
>> Let Obama have his Reverend Wright, we have Saint Edward!
>
> I you ever read what Ed has to say regarding friend****p, I think you
> just might not have chosen the word "fellow****p".  Ed is here for only
> reason and that is Ed himself and it is not about fellow****p, but
> rather contention.  Listen to what the man has said in the past.
> "Usenet is all about contention and there is no place here for those
> who just want to be agreed with. It never occurs to me to post a
> message in which I am being agreeable and friendly. I am here for
> contention only and I think that is the whole purpose of Usenet."  Now
> granted, by his own admission, Ed lives socially detached in reclusive
> solitude, devoid of real-life interpersonal relation****ps.  Absorbed
> in his own wayward drama, Internet forums have become Ed's cyberspace
> playpen and serve as ersatz social interaction that only momentarily
> disrupts his otherwise self-sequestered isolation.  The newsgroup has
> become a repository for his insipid, monotonous, regurgitated
> mantra ... his tiresome, inane dogma.  By his own admission, no one is
> allegedly worthy of his companion****p.  The reclusive, sanctimonious
> hermit has little more than ARBR from which to derive meaning in his
> life.  Usenet newsgroups (particularly ARBR) has assumed an
> exaggerated prominence in his hierarchical order of relevance and
> emerged as the source from which Ed garners his sense of
> accomplishment and self-esteem.  Regardless of his expressed opinion
> of the reader****p, without the lifeblood of the Usenet newsgroup
> audience to sustain him, Ed Dolan has nothing and is nothing.  At
> least that's my take on things. - Jim McNamara

Yea, I certainly do agree that Ed Dolan the Great does not fit into any
neat 
categories. Hence, His Greatness!

Furthermore, in view of My Greatness, I would henceforth like to be 
addressed as Your Highness or Your Majesty - in other words, something 
appropriate to my high station in life.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota