Jon Bendtsen wrote:
> Bill Morrison wrote:
>> Very nice. Now I've had the line;
>>
>> "Hey there, derailleur, would you like to try my fixie. . ."
>>
>> running around my head for weeks but, sadly, lack your compositional
>> skills.
>>
>> Do you fancy trying to do something with it?
>
> No, and i have no skills at all. The song "in the summertime"
> is a known hit, i just found the lyrics and changed a few lines.
>
My friend Johnny Sunset did that once:
A parody poem by J. Sunset (with apologies to "The Simpsons"
scriptwriters):
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Can you name the bike with Killer B pride?
Smells like a sock and buzzes like a hive.
CarbonAero! CarbonAero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried bike endorsed by a clown!
CarbonAero! (Yah!) CarbonAero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey
The Federal Highway commission has ruled the
CarbonAero unsafe for highway or city riding.
CarbonAero!
12 feet high, 2 feet wide,
65 pounds of American Pride!
CarbonAero! CarbonAero!
Top of the line in highwalking s****ts,
Unexplained crashes are a matter for the courts!
CarbonAero! CarbonAero! (Yah!)
She blinds everybody with her super high cost,
She's a squirrel cru****ng, deer smacking, riding machine!
CarbonAero!-oh woah, CarbonAero! (Yah!)
Ride CarbonAero!
Woah CarbonAero!
Woah!
- J. Sunset
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Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia
The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
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