Ed Dolan the Great urges more respect

There is altogether too much name calling and other signs of disrespect 
being shown to the honorable members of these noble cycling newsgroups. Ed

Dolan the Great urges not only more respect, but more politeness too. This

will not kill you and it will be good for our image in the world of
Usenet.

Just because someone is an asshole does not mean you should say it. Just 
because someone should go **** himself does not mean you should tell him
to 
do so. Yea, these newsgroups are replete with idiots, morons and imbeciles
- 
also blackguards, scoundrels and knaves. But I urge you to keep these 
evaluations to yourselves.

Note the posts of the Great Ed Dolan and emulate Him and all will be right

with the world. Yea, strive to be modest and humble like Him even though
He 
is Great and you aren't. We can't all be Great but that is no reason to
burn 
with resentment and envy. Know your place and wallow in it like the swine 
that you are without complaint. Ed Dolan the Great understands and He will

take mercy on you provided you do not try to rise above your lowly station

in life.

All that really matters in the grand scheme of things is that Ed Dolan the

Great be treated with the greatest of respect and honor. It would be best
if 
you addressed Him as Your Majesty, but Your Holiness will also do as He is
a 
Great Saint known far and wide as Saint Edward the Great.

Go my children and sin no more,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota