The trouble with JimmyMac

JimmyMac wrote:

> No, but what does ethnicity have to do with anything?  Polish was
> spoken in my wife's household and she is an excellent writer.  Though
> English is her second language, she can write circles around your sorry
> Irish, native born ass.

I begin to see what is the matter with JimmyMac. He thinks too highly of
his 
poor long suffering wife and not highly enough of the Great Ed Dolan.
Women 
have their place in the scheme of things, but the realm of the intellect
is 
not one of them. Their purpose is determined by their biology. In other 
words, they are baby factories pure and simple. Their proper domain is the

nursery, the kitchen and the church. In any and all other areas of life, 
they are in over their heads.

JimmyMac does not have a proper - dare I say it - REVERENCE for the Great
Ed 
Dolan. It would help matters considerably if he wound learn to address Him

as Your Highness and, since He is also a Great Saint, Your Holiness would 
also be appropriate. Women can be either ladies like Our Blessed Virgin
Mary 
or they can be whores like Mary Magdalene. Let us hope at least that 
JimmyMac did not get stuck with a Mary Magdalene. In any event, no woman
can 
compete with the Great Ed Dolan. The sooner JimmyMac realizes this, the 
better off he will be.

Ed Dolan is a Great Hermit who lives in a darkened room and hardly ever 
ventures into the daylight. He can go for months at a time and never speak

to a living soul. This is a measure of His Greatness. All the rest of you 
are monkey-like chatter boxes compared to His Serene Highness. I marvel at

His Greatness. Not for nothing is He known as Ed Dolan the Great and Saint

Edward the Great. I urge everyone to get on board. His Likeness will not 
come your way again, at least not in this lifetime.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota