"Prisoner at War" <prisoner_at_war@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> Hey, Y'All:
You're from Brooklyn... right?
> I don't know why, but I'd wanted to pay my restaurant bill right away,
> lest it looks like I'm not going to do it (even though, duh, like I
> said, it's an old favorite and they know me there), so I didn't give
> chase. Later on, I'd caught up with the chink-chong-man-boy ('cause
> he's so short and has a boyish face under the U.S. Army field cap!)
> and he just goes "solly, boss, okay," smiling that embarrassed, but
> slightly greasy-feeling Chinese smile (I'm Chinese so I know about
> these things), the kind that says, haha, you got me, nice game....
>
You're Chinese? Really? You just sound like a dork.
> So what would you do if you caught a bike thief? Funny, but the one
> thing I'd never ever factored into my calculations was the possibility
> that I wouldn't be murderously angry! I absolutely can't believe it.
>
You were thinking about murdering someone cause they stole your bike?? I
can
just see you in Sing Sing when Brutus asks you what you're in for... "I
killed a guy cause he stole my Sears' 10 speed..." You'll be at the top of
the prison hierarchy for sure.
> (What's even more funny -- from a human psychology POV -- is that
> later on in the day I totally blew up at my landlord, who started
> arguing with me about a little unim****tant matter relating to his
> building, telling him to go **** himself!)
Not paying your rent on time again? You're right, that "a little
unim****tant
matter".
Why don't you go adust your training wheels and ask mommy to watch you
ride
your bike... dumbass.
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