"32GO" <wayne@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> On Nov 14, 5:00 pm, "tam" <tpsc12...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
>> Logged on to this group for re***bent news/info.
>> How sad it seems to be full of non-re***benting trolls.
>
> Hey guys -
>
> Sii-ii-ii-iigh... here we go again. Yes, Tam, Virginia
> and all the other folks who peek in at ARBR to see if
> things might be getting a little bit better. Well, the
> simple answer is: Sorry, no, not yet. The trouble with
> ARBR - to borrow a phrase - is still the TROLL.
Who is this Tam character anyway to disturb our peaceful slumbers?
> Today the tenaciously trenchant old TROLL is teasingly
> titillating us with its thrillingly tempting tender to
> terminate its terrorist tendencies on our turf, turning
> to trash two or three tyro teams... But don't get your
> hopes up, folks.
Love all those T's! But it is not your turf anymore than it is Tom
Sherman's. Get your own blog if you have so much to say why don't you!
This
might be a good idea for Tom Sherman too.
The Great Ed Dolan must endeavor to keep the treacherous Tom Sherman
forever
at bay. If he were to leave precipitously, Mr. Sherman would again rise
like
the phoenix and take over the group with his odious liberal views. Of
course, Wayne of Ventura, whose trike shop was recently robbed, would not
mind this in the least since he is a liberal scofflaw also.
> MINOR DIGRESSION: For several months now, the TROLL has
> been blathering about its "seminal" messages, seemingly
> thinking the word has something to do with preparing us
> for its departure. Of course that word actually has two
> other meanings, and it's pretty obvious, I think, that
> this time it wasn't 'original'. Was this instead yet
> another Freudian slip by the TROLL, perhaps indicating
> some veracity in irreverent speculation by some of its
> detractors about what its right hand is doing below the
> keyboard while its left is busily tapping out typos?
Here is just another reason why the Great Ed Dolan can NEVER leave ARBR.
It
is because of ****heads and ****heads like Wayne of Ventura who is either
into ***ual innuendo or toilet innuendo. I think he got like this from
sitting around his trike shop all day with nothing to do (he never has any
paying customers) except ... well, we all KNOW what he does all day don't
we?
> Anyway, please take this message as another reminder
> that the most effective method for minimizing the harm
> the TROLL has done and will continue doing to this
> newsgroup is simply to ignore it, and focus only on
> the on-topic or at least amusingly entertaining content
> posted for the group. Don't respond to any threads the
> TROLL starts. Don't EVER reply to it directly. Don't
> acknowledge any insults, speculations, challenges,
> ridiculous taunts, or even outright lies it posts about
> you personally; who the HELL cares what it thinks?
Obviously Wayne of Ventura cares! He can't help himself because he is a
failed poet who only knows how to write verse about such subjects as piss,
**** and ****. That is because he is a ****head and a ****head and not
even
his verse can save him from the scrutiny of the Great Ed Dolan. He reads
my
words because he knows he has to learn to write common prose himself if he
wants to be understood by the idiots of ARBR and who better to learn from
than the Great Ed Dolan. Yea, follow my lead and you will never go far
from
wrong!
> Please refrain from even addressing any of the TROLL's
> content in its posts to other threads, on or off topic.
That is impossible because I say such interesting things.
> Historically, one of its most common ploys to weasel
> its way back into public recognition has been to post
> a response that's almost relevant, but which will lead
> (sooner more likely than later) to posturing with one
> of its trite, facetious 'facts' or 'opinions'.
Actually, that is what makes my messages interesting. You should try it
sometime yourself if you want to be read. To stick totally to the subject
marks you as an ass. Even Tom Sherman has sense enough to let his
imagination wander a bit. Or would you prefer we all stick to the subject
like Jim McNamara (my weasel of a stalker) or, God forbid, you!
Real
> facts: re***bent development did not end with the EZ-1
> and/or TerraTrike V1.6; thousands of folks are quite
> content to have spent more than $500 on their bikes;
They would be one hell of a lot happier if they weren't being robbed every
time they stepped into a re***bent bike shop. We all know your prices are
sky high. When are you going to stop robbing folks. I was happy to see
that
you got robbed yourself. Apparently there is some justice in the world
after
all.
> many, if not most of them, ride around perfectly happy
> with crank brackets higher than a foot or so below their
> seats, some even [GASP!] above their behinds;
Yeah, if you don't mind numb feet. Most of those types have numb brains
also. I give you Tom Sherman as an example of the species.
tadpoles
> are routinely ridden by fairly normal people at speeds
> of 15 MPH and beyond with very few fatalities, crashes
> or even a seriously threatening loss of control, either
> coasting or even [GASP!] while briskly pedaling.
Tadpoles are extremely difficult to steer unless you are going slow.
Anyone
with any brains would get a real trike, a delta, not a go-cart tadpole.
Some
guys just never grow up I guess.
Even if
> the TROLL is really, honestly so damned stupid that it
> can't recognize this kind of basic truths, it's clearly
> also way too damned stubborn for anything any of us are
> going to say to change its feeble mind.
Well, keep plugging away Wayne of Ventura. Even a stopped clock is right
twice a day.
> Simply put, the best advice for dealing with this TROLL
> [deja vu] is: Don't read it; don't heed it; don't feed
> it; don't breed it.
Good advice, but only for yourself! Others are not as stupid or as
unimaginative as you. They have not yet died and gone to Hellish Ventura.
The climate there is just too so****ific. I suggest you go to Alaska and
hook
up with Beth the Jewess of the dog kennels. Maybe the two of you could do
the iditerod together. You just need to freeze your ass off a bit (like we
do here in Minnesota) and you would not be such a jerk.
> One more reminder for those who enjoy a bit of humor
> in poetry and prose about the TROLL: our website has
> a small section called 'Here There be TROLLS' -
>
> http://www.32go.us/pow/htbt/index.htm
>
> which is altruistically provided for the amusement of
> all those who have been annoyed, insulted, irritated,
> offended or dismayed by the antisocial, BAD behavior
> of ARBR's truculent TROLL over the last three years.
Jeez, only 3 years! It seems longer somehow. But why would anyone go to
your
website to read your verse about piss, **** and ****. Hells Bells, we can
all do that without your help.
> I've recently posted a new poem, as well as adding a
> couple of other choice bits (by request) from the past.
> The first two lines of the newest poem are:
>
> The 'trouble' ARBR has is no surprise;
> It's one old fool who's wizened but not wise.
>
> Enjoy the fun; endure the TROLL if you possibly can.
Post your verse here on ARBR and I will let you know what I think of it.
After all, I have read the complete works of Lord Byron and so can
distinguish real poetry from doggerel about piss, **** and ****. I
remember
you once did write some pretty good lines about me, comparing me to a
locomotive engine I believe.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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