"Edward Dolan" <edolan@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:2q2dnajGx_9LLf_anZ2dnUVZ_sGvnZ2d@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>I would say that 90% of all trolls to be found on Usenet are vulgar and
> disgusting, if not downright criminal (Ed Gin comes immediately to
mind).
> However, there exists one mighty exception to the above rule - and that
is
> Ed Dolan, the Great and Good Troll!
>
> What Ed Dolan does on these freaking-cycling-newsgroups (all one word)
is
> beyond what can be expressed without becoming maudlin. He will shut up
> when
> you are being sensible and reasonable (a rarity on these groups) and he
> will
> only sally forth like a great and good troll when you are being stupid
and
> irascible (which is most of the time).
>
> Let's face it, most of you have not been called blockheads since you
were
> teenagers and part of a cohesive social group who knew you for the
> jack*****
> that you are. But I am here to do pricisely that - and for free too! It
is
> a mark of My Greatness that I do not expect any thanks for my
> contributions.
> I consider it part of my noblesse oblige as a superior human being that
I
> bestow this honorarium freely on my inferiors. Yea, it is a thankless
> task,
> but if I don't do it, who will?
>
> These newsgroups are greatly enriched by my presence if I do say so
> myself.
> Even Jim McNamara, an insignificant weasel, acknowledges my Greatness by
> constantly stalking me. Yea, I am like a mighty whale with lots of
little
> fishes following in my wake.
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>
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>
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>
Do you have any friends?
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