Let us resolve to join in the merriment and mayhem which Ed Dolan the Great
so freely provides to the members of these freaking cycling newsgroups.
His
only aim is to amuse and entertain and to bring some fun into your
otherwise
miserable lives. Yea, he feels sorry for those of you who take Usenet
seriously. It is strictly for fools and Ed Dolan the Great proves it with
his every message. A day without Ed Dolan the Great is a day lost indeed!
I have been told that Usenet was once a medium used by scholars for the
exchange of information. It has now become a fool's playground and this is
undeniable. Even dullards like Tom Sherman of ARBR have given up on it.
When someone is pretending to be serious on Usenet I question their
sanity.
How the hell can anyone take a forum seriously that does not have a
moderator? Without a moderator, it means that any damn jackass can say
anything he wants to and thereby bring the group down to its lowest common
denominator - which always and forever is complete jackassery (Is this a
word? If not, it should be.).
Please, abjure all seriousness ye who enter here! Only clowns are welcome
in
the world of Usenet.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
