"Edward Dolan" <edolan@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:Zc-dnXOLefhQNeTanZ2dnUVZ_sCtnZ2d@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Let us resolve to join in the merriment and mayhem which Ed Dolan the
> Great so freely provides to the members of these freaking cycling
> newsgroups. His only aim is to amuse and entertain and to bring some fun
> into your otherwise miserable lives. Yea, he feels sorry for those of
you
> who take Usenet seriously. It is strictly for fools and Ed Dolan the
Great
> proves it with his every message. A day without Ed Dolan the Great is a
> day lost indeed!
>
> I have been told that Usenet was once a medium used by scholars for the
> exchange of information. It has now become a fool's playground and this
is
> undeniable. Even dullards like Tom Sherman of ARBR have given up on it.
>
> When someone is pretending to be serious on Usenet I question their
> sanity. How the hell can anyone take a forum seriously that does not
have
> a moderator? Without a moderator, it means that any damn jackass can say
> anything he wants to and thereby bring the group down to its lowest
common
> denominator - which always and forever is complete jackassery (Is this a
> word? If not, it should be.).
>
> Please, abjure all seriousness ye who enter here! Only clowns are
welcome
> in the world of Usenet.
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
Ed, truer words than those above were never spoken. You are wise beyond
your
years. Are you not perhaps a Methuselah in the realms of knowledge and
wisdom? Many thanks Ed for gracing us with your noble presence!
Please, do not ever abandon us to ourselves no matter how much you may be
tempted, at least not before we have acquired a moderator. We would be
lost
here without you. We know we are unworthy and we beg your forgiveness for
our uncouthness and general vulgarity.
Why, if you were to leave, it would be only matter of weeks before the
group
would return to the quagmire from which you so heroically rescued it. Yea,
Tom Sherman would once more wax poetic and post messages about how
liberalism-socialism-communism was the wave of the future, despite what
happened to the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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