Tom Keats wrote:
> In article <g068he$db9$1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,
> Tom Sherman <sunsetss0003@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> writes:
>
>> Just walking outside can make one sweaty and stinky when the
temperature
>> exceeds 80°F and the relative humidity 90%, which is not uncommon in
>> much of the US.
>
> Sweaty != stinky.
>
Maybe for some. Being covered in salt while on is in the office for the
next 10 to 12 hours is not pleasant either.
>> Even here in the Upper Midwest, I would be sweaty and
>> stinky if I rode to work at 8 mph on a summer morning.
>
> If you smell bad after a ride, it's more to do with
> what you've ingested and your hygiene regimen,
> than wuth sweating at all. I especially suggest foregoing
> consuming dairy products. OTOH, citrus stuff (and pineapple)
> seems to keep a body pleasant.
>
You suggest that 'round here and yawl get yo ass whippped, boy.
The license plates on the cages have "America's Dairyland" as the slogan.
> Y'know what? I bet when you've sweated, you /believe/
> you must also be odiferous, when you might well be
> as pure as the wind-driven snow.
>
More like as pure as the gray slush - ask the denizens of Chicagoland
about how nice that stuff is.
>>> Anyways, I'd rather have a larger bike than a
>>> larger rebate. Although all donations are
>>> greatly accepted.
>>>
>> If you really want a larger bicycle, you will have to make a deal with
>> the devil
>
> What, again?!!
>
> <sigh> Oh, well ... in for a dime, in for a dollar ...
>
> I can already here The Devil saying: "Oh, it's you
> again."
>
> He has a nice desk. Honduras mahogony. Very stout.
> French polished, of course.
>
Maybe you can volunteer to be his stoker.
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Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia
The weather is here, wish you were beautiful


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