On May 7, 5:44=A0pm, "Off The Back" <marco_fenne...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> Now, I wouldn't have gotten lapped if not for a desperately-needed
> ****ta-potty stop about half-way through the race. Even under the best
> conditions, pee'ing off the bike is tough for somebody my age, but
Sunday
> was really windy and attempting it would have either: (A) caused a
crash,
> resulting in me getting beat up; (B) sprayed somebody else, resulting in
m=
e
> getting beat up; or (C) dribbled into my shoe, resulting in pee in my
shoe=
..
> I decided it was best to stop.
I once found out the hard way that peeing on your chain is a bad
idea. It washed all the lubricant off and I had a squeaky chain the
rest of the race. What was worse was that the winning break went away
while I was busy peeing.
Bret
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