Re: pee re****t, was Yet another race re****t

On May 8, 3:50=A0pm, SLAVE of THE STATE <gwh...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> > The pee break was so desperate because I had downed a couple liters of
> > cytomax and V-8 immediately before the start.
>
> I have a pee story.

http://web.archive.org/web/20061125005655/http://www.eriksaunders.com/legend=
s.MattisPee.htm

> Years ago I went to the back of the start lineup for the 35+ 123 run
> of the Santa Cruz Crit. =A0Larry H() was back there doing a strange
> straddle of a borrowed rig, since he's a mountain biker.

The weirdest thing about this whole story is that you
saw Larry on a drop-bar bike.

> > But even more shocking to me was the physical appearances of the 60-70
g=
uys
> > lined up at the start. I had been assured by rbr that everyone in a
Mast=
ers
> > race would be grossly obese (and on beautiful $10,000 bikes).
Apparently=

> > these guys didn't get the memo because most were lean and ripped (and
on=

> > beautiful $10,000 bikes). I was disgusted and disappointed.
>
> The rbr masters fattie obsession is the same as the LANCE LAFFERTY
> obsession. =A0Fun, but it is not real.

There are people like the prototypical rbr Masters Fattie,
but it is equally common to have Masters Fatties that
have delusions of seriousness like the rbr stereotype
but that can in fact also RIP YOUR LEGS OFF.  I think
Kurgan would argue that the delusions are a more
critical part of the stereotype than the actual bodyfat
percentage.

That whole Socal Masters contingent that spends
almost as much time ripping people's legs off as writing
web race re****ts in the style of a 12 year old hAQQeR
d00d scares me.

Ben