Re: pee re****t, was Yet another race re****t

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 "bjw@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> On May 8, 3:50 pm, SLAVE of THE STATE <gwh...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> > > The pee break was so desperate because I had downed a couple liters
of
> > > cytomax and V-8 immediately before the start.
> >
> > I have a pee story.
> 
>
http://web.archive.org/web/20061125005655/http://www.eriksaunders.com/legends.
> MattisPee.htm
> 
> > Years ago I went to the back of the start lineup for the 35+ 123 run
> > of the Santa Cruz Crit.  Larry H() was back there doing a strange
> > straddle of a borrowed rig, since he's a mountain biker.
> 
> The weirdest thing about this whole story is that you
> saw Larry on a drop-bar bike.
> 
> > > But even more shocking to me was the physical appearances of the
60-70 
> > > guys
> > > lined up at the start. I had been assured by rbr that everyone in a 
> > > Masters
> > > race would be grossly obese (and on beautiful $10,000 bikes).
Apparently
> > > these guys didn't get the memo because most were lean and ripped
(and on
> > > beautiful $10,000 bikes). I was disgusted and disappointed.
> >
> > The rbr masters fattie obsession is the same as the LANCE LAFFERTY
> > obsession.  Fun, but it is not real.
> 
> There are people like the prototypical rbr Masters Fattie,
> but it is equally common to have Masters Fatties that
> have delusions of seriousness like the rbr stereotype
> but that can in fact also RIP YOUR LEGS OFF.  I think
> Kurgan would argue that the delusions are a more
> critical part of the stereotype than the actual bodyfat
> percentage.
> 
> That whole Socal Masters contingent that spends
> almost as much time ripping people's legs off as writing
> web race re****ts in the style of a 12 year old hAQQeR
> d00d scares me.

That you managed to write this entire post without a reference to 
delusional Masters Fattie doping confuses me.

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