Re: VELORUTION! (bike revolution)

On Apr 20, 11:43=A0am, tomke...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 (Tom Keats) wrote:
> In article
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> =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 ComandanteBanana <nolionnoprob...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> writes:
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> > (Hey, it seems that the Christians in their SUVs are in control of our
> > roads.
>
> Whaddaya expect? =A0It's Sunday morning.
>
> What's a monkey riding a bike to do?)
>
> Scratch his ass and say: "Ook, ook."

Well, that's actually a principle of solidarity (like that should
exist among the cyclists)...

http://www.zazzle.com/donquijote1954/product/235544539565161514

>
> > OK, I finally took delivery of official vehicle of the revolution (the
> > trike), with plenty of space in the basket to carry bananas for the
> > lions.
>
> You must indeed be a sight to behold.
>
> I hope you don't leave banana peels lyin' around
> on the streets.

Actually, that's my secret weapon. Also you have to know everything
about the jungle.

A monkey=92s survival depend on knowing what=92s going on in the jungle.
He knows the beasts are out there, and must stay out of their reach
because they are stupid and violent. That=92s why the monkeys are still
around=85

Motorist runs over woman, crashes into Walmart

PEMBROKE PINES, Fla. (WSVN)=97A woman is in critical condition after the
driver of pickup truck re****tedly ran her over intentionally in a
Walmart parking lot Friday.

Police said the driver of the truck repeatedly rammed the woman=92s mini-
van at the superstore along the 1800 block of Pines Boulevard. When
the victimized motorist tried to escape her vehicle, the enraged truck
driver ran over her and crashed his pickup into the retailer=92s garden
center.

Authorities arrested the truck=92s driver.

Paramedics trns****te the victim to Memorial Regional Hospital.

http://www1.wsvn.com/news/articles/local/MI83576/