Re: Are SUVs "evil" and bikes "good"?

What kind of drugs might one take to cause them to refer to a motor
vehicle as a s****ts utility vehicle?

There ain't nothin' s****ting about yer Ford Exploder, while bicycles
on the other hand do seem to be central to some s****ts like racing and
X-Games.  Heck if riding a bike isn't a s****t why do you gotta wear
them goofey assed britches and that stupid helmet to do it?

There ain't nothing utilitarian about a vehicle that consumes 25% of
my gross income to operate.  The venerable wire donkey on the other
hand eats so little and carries so much.

Motor vehicles are indeed a tool of the devil, and the devil's best
weapon is to obfuscate the true nature of things.  To attach the term
SUV to a motor vehicle is the work of the devil, clearly.