"jay" <sitkinj@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:2280c85c-df8d-4d2d-b78d-96af1c9f489c@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Online registration is open for the Lake Nockamixon Century!
>
> http://www.bikereg.com/events/register.asp?eventid=6795
>
> On Sunday, August 24th, ride the SCU Lake Nockamixon Century, starting
> from Central Bucks South High School, 1100 Folly Road, Warrington, PA
> 18976.
>
> Ride scenic routes in Bucks County of 25, 50, 75, or 100 miles over
> rolling terrain with a few hills. A hilly 107-mile Intensive Climbing
> Unit century route is also being offered. All riders will visit
> picturesque Lake Galena in Peace Valley Park. 50-to-107-mile riders
> will also visit our well-stocked rest stop at scenic Lake Nockamixon.
> Pre-Registration: $20 (SCU members), $25 (non-members). Registration
> on the day of the event is available for $20 (SCU members) and $30
> (non-members). Children under 12 are free. Children under 16 must be
> accompanied by an adult.
$30 for a one day ride is insane! Hells Bells, it is not even worth $5.
Also, I do not like rides which permit children. They just get in the way
and make a nuisance of themselves. By the way, screw that Intensive
Climbing
Unit century route. Just how ****ing crazy are you poor stupid bastards!
> Register online by August 10 or U.S. mail postmarked by August 6 and
> receive a free high-quality Polar Insulated Water Bottle (20oz or
> 24oz). http://www.polarbottle.com/
Jeez, I can hardly wait for the big day. However, I must regretfully
inform
you that I will be busy that day contemplating my navel. Send me the g.d.
water bottle anyway. I need it to keep my beer cold.
> Registration includes marked route, cue sheet, rest stops, SAG
> sup****t, and a post-ride meal (with vegetarian option).
That vegetarian option really hits the spot all right. You can't beat
carrots and celery for staying healthy. Lettuce is good too!
> Rest stops have a large assortment of home-baked snacks. Winner of
> LAB's "Best Century" award.
Are there toilets available at the rest stops? I have got a bladder that
won't quit. All that beer you know!
> Questions? Please read the Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) before
> contacting the Century Chairman:
> http://www.suburbancyclists.org/faq.htm
The Chairman does not want to be bothered. He only wants to rob you of
your
hard earned money.
> Suburban Cyclists Unlimited
> P.O. Box 401
> Horsham, PA 19044
> http://www.suburbancyclists.org/
> centuries@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> = = SCU EVENTS = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
> Saturday, May 10 - Quad County Metric
> Sunday, August 24 - Lake Nockamixon Century
>
> = = JOIN SCU = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
> See http://www.suburbancyclists.org/
for rides and member****p.
Why the hell wasn't this **** posted to the rides group? It makes me sick
to
see crap like this posted on this honorable and noble newsgroup otherwise
known as ARBR.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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